You know that you are a Granny when:
1. You only ever Drink juice boxes.
2. At night when you are cold, your sex blanket is an AAR member
3. You can no longer watch cars without screaming ’ GRANNY MOBILE’ at which point you lose your voice.
4. When you say ’ Im going for a gangbang’ you really just want to talk
5. Your partially deaf from blasting AAR music, but continue none the less.
6. The dancing granny video is on constant replay in your head
7. You cannot look at ten year olds in the same way
8. You can only ever picture fellow grannies as cartoon dooles due to the amount of artwork produced.
9. You have a shrine dedicated to our boys
10. You stop and think about the grannies regularly, and wonder how they are doing.
11. You’ve had some form of encounter with AAR
12. You REALLY miss the kyte days
13. You can shout random words, and be accepted
14. You have visions of the aarv flying above big ben
15. Your bags are packed for the AARV trip
16. You know a bush is the right place to keep juice boxes for a few months
17. You wear big underwear
18. You went mental when you recognised Tyson’s toothbrush in your holder
19. You know the granny song, like a cub scout honour
20. You know the real meaning of Butter
21. Your friends know the grannies names, and often ask how they are
22. You get on msn asap to talk to your fellow grannies
23. You’ve adapted to Dood’s name changes
24. Your hearing aid has the AAR logo on it
25. You could relate to Tyson when he has a cane
26. Those at the care home think you need some special medecin
27.You know the haters are just jelous
28. You don’t care if you are classed as a ‘crazy’
29. You throw virutal parties for your friends because you love them so much
30. You generally kick ass
